Name: Soldato
Type: Quark
Description: Cool, suave
Occupation: He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas
Secret to his success: He cuts his own play pokies online australia hair
Remarkable trait: When he peels an onion, he doesn’t cry, the onion does
Irresistible trait: He picks up chicks simply by literally picking them up
Abilities: His mustache is a deadly weapon
Life goal: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is
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