After a long day of trying to unlock the Sparticle quantum DNA code, sometimes I just want to curl up under a nice warm invisibility cloak. (Note to self: work on inventing a way to become invisible.) Especially when I’m getting endless text messages from Leslie Ludman, wanting to know if I’ll talk to him. No one seems to understand: I just don’t have time! I’m working on the Sparticles, I’m experimenting casino great britain with casino spiele the Tunerz, and now I hear that we’re having a holiday party, where I’m supposed to make a heartwarming speech to the entire crew of the Astrofactory. Where is my invisibility cloak when I need it??
Don’t get me wrong: I love the holiday season. I love the smell of pine needles and I have fond childhood memories of La Befana, the old lady who delivered presents on Epiphany, and of Bobbo Natale, the Italian Santa Claus. The interns have been hanging mistletoe throughout the Astrofactory. This is a charming tradition, but when faced with the possibility of ending up in a doorway with a certain someone, my palms get as icy as the asteroid 65 Cybele.
Time seems to be flying by in the Astrofactory, but every day up here is still made up of 86,400 seconds just like on Earth. The YummyWorks team is hard at work bringing the members new skins and improved ways to play with and study your Sparticle digital visitors.
New Sparticle tools
We will soon be introducing some beta versions of new testing tools for your Sparticles. These include polymer shapes for Sparticle conditioning, exploding positron objects for quantum rejuvination and electrostatic bathing to test light particle attraction. These tools will allow you to help my team in learning how the Sparticles are adapting to this universe. You can see some of the new tools here in recently declassified video from the Brane 02 team:As more tools are available we will be offering them to our members. Much more to come!
HELLO YUMMYWORKS MEMBERS!
Sorry it has taken so long to update the Yblog on our activities up here in the YummyWorks Astrofactory. In all honesty, unlocking the mysteries of the multiverse, finding new life forms, and then providing them as 3D desktop toys to the people of the Earth is a bit time consuming! As you are all well aware, the first life forms discovered were the Sparticles from the incredibly small 8th dimension of Brane 02 in the multiverse. They have been providing my team an immense amount of complex quantum data to study and decode. Since the Sparticles are composed of baryonic dark matter and we know very little about this substance, it's a slow, vexing, and Herculean process. Fear not, members. With the help of large cups of Astro coffee and Y-Blend energy drinks, we are making outstanding progress!
Touching the elephant
With the Sparticles, YummyWorks members get the first of a growing collection of amazing virtual toys to play with and care for on their desktop (while also collecting important research for my team). I need to empahsize to members that we are only at the very, very beginning (around 10% so far) of unlocking the Sparticle quantum DNA code. This means that while you and I can see them and manage some of their Sparticle pokies no download activities like sleeping, we have decoded very little of what makes them sentient or even their capacity to grow and respond to stimuli. There is still much to learn about these 8th dimensional beings and everyone onboard has their own opinion as to what we will uncover about their nature. My team feels sort of like the group of blind men in the famous Indian tale where they encounter an elephant for the first time. They each touch the elephant to learn what it's like and each lands up touching a different part such as the tail or the tusk. They then compare notes on what they felt and of course, each learns that they are in complete disagreement!
Elephants aside, we are going about this process of discovery in very deliberate phases. So far, we've successfully completed Phase 01 Form Data Collection for the Sparticles. This simply means the quantum information that allows us to generally see what the Sparticles look like (in all their manifestations) has been successfully decoded. We've also unlocked a few of their activites like eating and drinking. Expect some exciting advancements in our interactivity with the Sparticles when the upcoming Phase 02 is released!
New murmurs in the multiverse
Other information to mention are new signals being received from Brane 03 and Brane 13 of the multiverse. We are excited about information coming from Brane 03 and more than a little disturbed about Brane 13 activity. Quantum data analysis from Brane 03 is confusing, but it's beginnng to look like the universes within it are being used as storage yards for alien equipment including vehicles, flying craft and military equipment. We've named this area Tunerz and will provide you with some video footage and images as soon as my team can release it.
Somewhat more ominous is bizarre activity discovered in the super massive Brane 13. The data is murky, but there seems to be life forms within Brane 13 capable of consuming entire universes. Talk about an appetite! We are montoring the activity of this distant Brane and will keep you updated.
That's about all for this post. Enjoy the Sparticles and watch for more excting virtual toys from the YummyWorks Astrofactory! Oh, and someone tell Leslie Ludman to STOP ambushing me in the cafeteria, restrooms, and workout gym for an "exclusive one on one interview." I've told him a million times that I am not giving interviews at this time and to knock it off. He is quite persistent!
Professor YLast Updated on Saturday, 11 May 2013 22:38
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