THE AMAZING PROFESSOR Y
The multiverse has its secrets and the enigmatic Professor Y is obsessed with discovering them. An eminent polymath, his expertise spans a significant number of subjects, but his raison d'être is the search for mysterious worlds and life forms beyond our human senses. Intensely introverted, he does not get the publicity of an Einstein or Galileo and that's just the way this humble genius prefers it. He is certainly the greatest mind in human history with a mythological IQ so high as to be beyond human comprehension.
Professor Y's past is shrouded in mystery, wrapped in conjecture and buried in mythology. It is thought he was raised on the Isle of Capri by very wealthy, loving parents who also contained indescribably high IQ's. The locals tell tale of a happy child prodigy nicknamed "Little Y" who could speak 12 languages, write exquisite sonnets, and having intense discussions by mail with the world's leading quantum physicists. On his 12th birthday though, cruel fate would intervene. An immense tidal wave decimated the island causing mass destruction and the death of Professor Y's parents.
Traumatized and perhaps stubbornly refusing to accept the death of his mother and father, Professor Y took his vast inheritance and single-mindedly set himself upon the unthinkable task of discovering life beyond our known reality. He was determined to break through the boundaries of our universe and discover something beyond human perception--the multiverse. His theory was that our universe is but one bubble floating in a vast ocean of other bubbles. Within these infinitely vast parallel universes and dimensions outside of our known reality existed mysterious life forms and possibly past human life. To find the multiverse, Professor Y needed to create impossibly complicated technology and place it in an impossible location-- outer space. He began the construction of the most complex and expensive structure in world history-- the YummyWorks Astrofactory.
To create the complex quantum black holes capable of looking into the multiverse meant years of dedicated research and billions in investment. This led to the creation of the Agglomerator an immense device containing boson particle accelerators and thousand of computers capable of superluminal (faster than light) computational abilities. Professor Y calculated the Agglomerator needed to be outside 10,000 miles of the Earth's gravitational pull. This led to the construction in 2001 of the massive Space Elevator
The Astrofactory, soon to be completed in early 2010, is now home to Professor Y and his 140 member crew. Through the Agglomerator they have begun to download the quantum information of multiversal characters, creatures, vehicles, and objects. They then will be regenerated and brought into our universe as Virtual Interactive Collectibles for YummyWorks members to download onto their desktops.
Professor Y has revolutionized our understanding of the physical world and continues to amaze and astound us with new discoveries in the multiverse.
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